McCain Wins. Olbermann's Head Explodes!
McCain Wins. Matthew's Suffers Leg Paralysis!
McCain Wins. Andrea Mitchell Dumb(founded)!
Obama Wins! Markets Rebound!
On Strength of Battery and Bottled Water Sales
McCain Wins. Dems Vow to Improve Voter Fraud Programs!
Obama Wins! France Vaults to #1 in Military Rankings.
McCain Wins. Americans Remain Arrogant Racists.
A Winner Declared! Urban Centers Riot!
Obama Wins! Fairness Doctrine Re-enacted!
Mark Levin to Co-Host MSNBC's Countdown
Obama Wins! Pelosi & Reid Caught 'Celebrating' in Janitors Closet At Victory Party*
*Photo ID's Required
McCain Wins. Obama Consoled by Wright!
Wright: "God #@$& America!"
Obama Wins! Inauguration Plans Revealed!
Ayers to Read Poetry of Mahmoud Darwish
McCain Wins. Dems Fire MSM!
Rush, Hannity, Levin et al Not for Hire.
McCain Wins. Democrats Sue!
Claiming Racism, Stupidity, & Failure to Submit
McCain Wins. Palin Forgives MSM.
Invites Katie and Charlie to Church
Obama Wins! Angry Poodle Savages Stuffed Animals!
Please submit your suggested headlines in the comments below.
inspirational thanks to aball ;)
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ReplyDeleteMcCain Wins! Obama Refuses to Concede! Pelosi Jumps Off Golden Gate Bridge - kills infant hump back
ReplyDeleteDems win super majority, hold special session to pass new and stronger fairness doctr
ReplyDeleteHere's a headline I would like to see.
ReplyDeleteElection over! Voters site no confidence so Whitehouse to remain empty for the next 4 years or until a better choice comes along!!
I did vote today, but I'm seriously afraid to turn the TV on. Have declaired tonight as John Wayne movie night.
ReplyDeleteMcCain Wins!! Palin shot by Cheney!! We all lose. Any last words?
ReplyDeleteIt's a tie! Media pundits predict civil war!
ReplyDeleteDan sends his kudos for the clever headlines; I declare Nov. 5 Black Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteThe erection is over! Who wants to play Russian Roulette?
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